"Dear Stranger at Toys R' Us,
Seeing you parked outside a kids toy store with your windows down, R. Kelly's music oozing out of your sedan, checking out the people (moms? children?) walking through the parking lot was perhaps the creepiest thing I've ever witnessed in my life. In my world, that's tantamount to logging in to a chat room as a 14 year old girl to 'make friends'. If I see you there again, I will call the police after I pepper spray you in the face.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Mom"
P.S. You might as well ditch the facade and just get yourself one of these....
creepy. not okay.
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